The 12 Days of Christmas (Ramp Style)

On the first day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
A broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the second day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the third day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
FIVE BENT BELT LOADERS!
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Six rampies sweating,
FIVE BENT BELT LOADERS!
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Seven flights delayed,
Six rampies sweating,
FIVE BENT BELT LOADERS!
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Eight tags misprinted,
Seven flights delayed,
Six rampies sweating,
FIVE BENT BELT LOADERS!
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Nine cones a-falling,
Eight tags misprinted,
Seven flights delayed,
Six rampies sweating,
FIVE BENT BELT LOADERS!
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Ten bags left behind,
Nine cones a-falling,
Eight tags misprinted,
Seven flights delayed,
Six rampies sweating,
FIVE BENT BELT LOADERS!
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Eleven belts a-jamming,
Ten bags left behind,
Nine cones a-falling,
Eight tags misprinted,
Seven flights delayed,
Six rampies sweating,
FIVE BENT BELT LOADERS!
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my ramp lead gave to me
Twelve suits complaining,
Eleven belts a-jamming,
Ten bags left behind,
Nine cones a-falling,
Eight tags misprinted,
Seven flights delayed,
Six rampies sweating,
FIVE BENT BELT LOADERS!
Four missing luggage,
Three angry agents,
Two oversized bags,
And a broken baggage cart on bay three!

Merry Christmas to the ramp crew – may your shifts be short, and your carts all roll straight!