All I Want for Christmas Is Passengers

Sing to tune of Mariah Carey All I Want For Christmas Is You,

I don’t want a lot for Christmas,
There’s just one thing I really need,
A steady line at my ticket desk,
With travelers booking seats.

I just want flights fully booked,
No standby woes, no second looks.
Make my wish come true…
All I want for Christmas is you!

I don’t need much at the counter,
Just a calm and friendly crew.
No angry customers at check-in,
Just smiles from gate to gate will do.

I’ll print your boarding pass with care,
And tag your bags to who knows where.
But Santa, if you’re kind,
Help me keep this line refined!

‘Cause I just want my screen to glow,
With flights on time and seats in row.
What more can I do?
All I want for Christmas is you!

(Bridge)
Oh, the phones are ringing steady,
Every seat is nearly sold.
Holiday fares are locked and ready,
And passengers are good as gold!

I won’t ask for much this Christmas,
Just no system crashes, please.
No rebookings or cancellations,
Just happy travelers with ease!

I just want a stress-free day,
Where every flight gets underway.
Make my wish come true…
All I want for Christmas is you!